❗️❗️❗️❗️ (at Neil Patrick Harris in Hedwig and the Angry Inch)

❗️❗️❗️❗️ (at Neil Patrick Harris in Hedwig and the Angry Inch)

Sprang. #latergram (at Antler Hill Village Winery)

Sprang. #latergram (at Antler Hill Village Winery)

(Source: ddarkahn)

nbcsnl:

Some corrections from the gang at Fox & Friends:
Ukraine was not Frasier’s brother on the show “Frasier.”
Game of Thrones is not an adult version of musical chairs.
There is no such restaurant as “Ruth’s Chris Christie’s.”
Jackson Browne is only one person.
Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.
Neal deGrasse Tyson does own a sandwich shop called “Quizmos.”
You cannot abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.
Michelle Obama has never done porn.
Hong Kong is a region in China. Not a video game from Nintendo.
“Vaping” is not having sex with a vacuum cleaner.
Michael Strahan is not leaving to go be in “Good Morning Vietnam.”
Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.
Pop Tarts do not cause “splosions.”
Boeing is a company. Not a sound effect.
Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”
Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.
Chris Christie was never in the show “Three’s Company.”
Infinity pools have a limited amount of water.
Garfunkle is not Garfield’s black cousin.
The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.
Don Cheadle does not appear if you say “Cheadlejuice” three times.
Joe Biden’s office is only sometimes a’-rockin’.
Lifesavers aren’t medicine.
Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.
Marvin Gaye liked women.
Nancy Pelosi is a human woman.
God loves figs.
Noah is not “found footage.”
Captain America was never a U.S. President.
The periodic table is not about “lady stuff.”

nbcsnl:

Some corrections from the gang at Fox & Friends:

Ukraine was not Frasier’s brother on the show “Frasier.”

Game of Thrones is not an adult version of musical chairs.

There is no such restaurant as “Ruth’s Chris Christie’s.”

Jackson Browne is only one person.

Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.

Neal deGrasse Tyson does own a sandwich shop called “Quizmos.”

You cannot abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.

Michelle Obama has never done porn.

Hong Kong is a region in China. Not a video game from Nintendo.

“Vaping” is not having sex with a vacuum cleaner.

Michael Strahan is not leaving to go be in “Good Morning Vietnam.”

Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.

Pop Tarts do not cause “splosions.”

Boeing is a company. Not a sound effect.

Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”

Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.

Chris Christie was never in the show “Three’s Company.”

Infinity pools have a limited amount of water.

Garfunkle is not Garfield’s black cousin.

The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.

Don Cheadle does not appear if you say “Cheadlejuice” three times.

Joe Biden’s office is only sometimes a’-rockin’.

Lifesavers aren’t medicine.

Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.

Marvin Gaye liked women.

Nancy Pelosi is a human woman.

God loves figs.

Noah is not “found footage.”

Captain America was never a U.S. President.

The periodic table is not about “lady stuff.”

(via fuckyeahsnl)

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

(via unshaped)

humansofnewyork:

"Who are the flowers for?""Myself.""What’s your favorite thing about yourself?""I guess I always try to be honest.""What’s a time you weren’t as honest as you’d have liked?""It took me too long to come out of the closet.""Why’s that?""I guess I just didn’t know for sure.""And when did you settle on it?""Honestly, when society’s expectation is that you’re straight, I think you constantly have to settle on it."

humansofnewyork:

"Who are the flowers for?"
"Myself."
"What’s your favorite thing about yourself?"
"I guess I always try to be honest."
"What’s a time you weren’t as honest as you’d have liked?"
"It took me too long to come out of the closet."
"Why’s that?"
"I guess I just didn’t know for sure."
"And when did you settle on it?"
"Honestly, when society’s expectation is that you’re straight, I think you constantly have to settle on it."

saltedvagina:

it’s destiny’s child

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not destiny’s children

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nevver:

It felt as if one’s entire world was one, long Sunday afternoon.Nothing to do. Nowhere to go.

nevver:

It felt as if one’s entire world was one, long Sunday afternoon.
Nothing to do. Nowhere to go.

bestrooftalkever:

Old friends.

(Source: thebonesguy)

(Source: highlyperceptive, via unshaped)

(Source: argylepotahtoes, via unshaped)

Spring Sprung.  (at Dyer Lake)

Spring Sprung. (at Dyer Lake)